than Barbies? Gay barbies. You know what's better than gay barbies? A whole gay barbie family. Today was the best day ever!!! Seriously. I got pie and hot chocolate, and then we swung by Wal-Mart to like cruise around, when we can upon the toy section and by the hand of God I decided to created the perfect modern gay couple in honour of the upcoming Coming Outday (oct 11). I bought a Cali boy Ken doll, who's name is Collin Xander Anderson Harper, and a Handsome Groom Kendoll, who's name is Marcus Anthony Harper. Marc is a business man who never really had time for anykind of relationship aside from a quick pick up from a bar on his way home. Breakfast not included.
While in Carmel-By-The-Sea, California for a retreat, his associates gave him so much shit for being so job oriented that they guilted him into taking surf lessons, where he met Collin. Collin is 22, but looks like he's 17, and talks like he's an unholy mix of Bob Dylan and Emmet from Queer as Folk, brilliant and philosphic but understandable. He had absolutely no problem "being taken advantage of" as Marc insisted he did after they had sex the first time. Marc still felt bad, but after Collin drove him to the airport, then drove him back to his-their- appartment, because Marc couldn't leave him. So it only made sense to Collin to to buy two rings and propose on their six month anniversery. It was another two months before their were happily married, and a year later their friend provided them with half the genetic material for their daughter, Lily Alexis Harper. Both know for a fact that their little girl is the smartest, loveliest little girl in the world!
Dude, I an so the lamest lame that ever lamed. And you love it, you know it!